- Almost had to put the kaibosh on the kid myself. It's getting ridiculous.
-Mark thinks he's better than us 'cause he smokes crack instead of cigarettes!
-I don't give a f*** what anybody does, you know, as long as it don't affect me. The neighbor down the street could be shooting heroin into his urethra and I wouldn't give a f***, long as he's not stealing my lawnmower, you know!
-Kevin, you ever heard of John Waters? Famous film-maker, flamboyantly gay. "Serial Mom"? "Pink Flamingos"? Look him up. He's from here and casts a bunch of Baltimorons in the films he does. Anyway, when I was younger I used to run into Waters at some of my local drinking holes. You wouldn't believe it now, but back in the day I was in decent shape; I was a bit of a catch- got hit on by gay dudes all the time. Well, Waters used to buy my friends and I tons of drinks when we ran into him at the bars. He never tried to come on to us, he never tried to take us home or anything. He would just buy us all the alcohol we could handle 'cause he enjoyed the company of good-looking young men.
Funniest dudes ever. Like em a lot.
