People come up to me every day and ask me, "Dood, How do you stay so fit? You're seriously shredded and lightly breaded. You're stripped and tight as the string on a kite. What I mean is, you're cut up from the butt up. WHAT IS THE SECRET?"
Well let me tell you, it's all about the diet. These are the things I eat every day: doughnuts for breakfast, gingerbread cookies for lunch, and ice cream for dinner. And the only thing I drink is contact solution. Do it, word is bond.
