"Think I might wang the chung a bit tonight. What about you guys?"
"My buddy and I, we used to know an old, gay butcher that lived near there. His name was Lester- we called him Lester the Molester- not that he ever laid a hand on us, we just thought it was a funny nickname. Anyway, he let my friend grow weed in the abandoned apartment above his shop. Lester was a cool dude; he was fabulous too, though."
"You need a new pair of gloves, Kevin. I can get you a pair for cheap if you want. This place a mile from my house sells em for five bucks, and they're good gloves. Try those on, let me know what size you are. I wear mediums, I got small hands. Small hands and a big d***!"
