Quoting the Coworkers- pt. 2

 
- Me, I been happily married for fourteen years now. No idea where my wedding ring is, though.

-My buddy goes, "Yeah, I think about it sometimes, and when I do it bums me out."
 (Dan, quoting a friend who was single-handedly responsible for killing more than 2,000 animals- ranging in size from mice to chimpanzees- with liquid cocaine  in a DEA- sponsored drug testing facility)

-It's all comedy. That's all life really is. You can even find funny shit in the most terrible events of your life; you kinda have to. If you want to survive you gotta laugh- that's why I watch Seinfeld.