Me: Dude, if you were a shark, what kind of shark would you be?
Dan: Excellent lunch question, dude. I'm even eating a tuna sandwich right now! (He takes twenty seconds to think) Hmmm...I guess I would have to say that I would be a tiger shark. Because I'm aggressive- some would say fearless. (Another twenty seconds). And because I'm inquisitive. (Another twenty seconds). Also, it's common knowledge that I'll eat anything.
Me: Really good answer, dude.
