My Boss: Hey, Kevin. So... I noticed you're on track for 55 hours this week. Uh...why the overtime?
Me: Yeah, well...I wanted next week's check to be good for more than just wiping my ass...you know?
My Boss: Horrumph! Not satisfied with your pay? You should know, a lot of people are happy just to be working right now."
Me: Your mom's happy to be working right now.
