Thursday, April 28, 2011

PEDROIA!


Went to an Orioles game by my lonesome today...and loved it! Saw some steeds along the way. Piggie bikes, but Harleys nonetheless.



Similar seats as last time...though a little bit higher.



Camden Yaaaads.



So rad. I don't think this is gonna get old any time soon.




Got this little thang of Knob from a co-worker around Christmastime. Never touched it til today. Snuck it into the game, dumped it in my soda pop, and there you go. God, I'm cheap.



Good, though!



So dope.


Things I Overheard at the O's Game

- I was kind of up in the nosebleeds, so it was pretty high up. This little girl behind me, she couldn't have been ten, goes to her mom, "Mom, this is so cool! I love getting high!" I almost spit up my drink.


-Random Dude: "Dude- was that a strike or a ball?"
Random Dude's friend: "Dude! Vlad didn't swing. That means it was a ball, dude."


-The O's played the Red Sox tonight, and a lot of Boston fans came out. The Baltimorons really gave it to whoever was foolish enough to sit close to them. One big group of O's fans poured it on, knowing there was no one around who would challenge their size. Some poor bastard sat ten rows in front of them in a Pedroia jersey. They are screaming at him, "Dustin. Hey, Dustin! DUSTIN! PEDROIA! DUSTIN PEDROIA! DUSTIN PEDROIA you look at MMMMMMEEEE!" Pretty much non-stop for three innings. They were so loud, and so relentless. It was f***ing hilarious. Other Red Sox tried to come to the dude's defense, but to no avail. I thought a fight might break out. Really good time. Wish my friends had been there, though. Wish I could share this stuff with my friends and family. I know yall would dig it so much.