Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Whispering Pines


I can feel you standing there, but I don't see you anywhere.

Why I Haven't Quit

Me: Dude, if you were a shark, what kind of shark would you be?

Dan: Excellent lunch question, dude. I'm even eating a tuna sandwich right now! (He takes twenty seconds to think) Hmmm...I guess I would have to say that I would be a tiger shark. Because I'm aggressive- some would say fearless. (Another twenty seconds). And because I'm inquisitive. (Another twenty seconds). Also, it's common knowledge that I'll eat anything.

Me: Really good answer, dude. 

Monday, August 29, 2011

And the Bells Were Ringing


I don't mind chopping wood, and I don't care if the money's no good
You take what you need and you leave the rest
But they never should have taken the very best

Like my father before me, I'm a working man
And like my brother beside me, who has taken a rebel stand

It's happening again. This self-titled is changing my life.

Splittin' Britches


My face was stuck like this for the majority of the time I was at the skatepark today.

I have a bad habit of letting all of the youngsters at the park ride my bike. They dig it so much, it's impossible to say no to them. Today an eleven year-old name James borrowed it. He didn't get more than two minutes in before he got his pants stuck on the seat- he ripped the shit out of them. You know those pajama one-sies popularized as bumpkin night wear? With the crap-flappers? He added a HUGE crap-flapper to his jeans. He was bummed, but not embarrassed- young-uns bounce back so fast!



Bikes forever. Dogs for longer than that.

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Sonic Titan


...the reptile pushes itself out into space. Leaving behind the human race.

High Fidelity


What's wrong with me? Seriously...what happened?

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Girl Named After a Flower


Here comes the rain. Here comes the rain. Here comes the rain- I was in it for the pay-ay-ain. 


You know, I really hate to see you fall- I wish you didn't love to get so high.