Went to the dentist today. First time in almost three years. Several cavities were found, several cavities were filled. I can remember better Thursdays. Been trying to stay positive, though. With that in mind:
-I got to experience partial facial paralysis for the first time.
-The woman who cleaned my teeth asked me if I ever thought about a career in acting. I laughed, then lied and told her that I hadn't.
Dinosaur Jr. is playing at Fitzgerald's tomorrow, for twenty bux. Be there, buffalo-butt breath.
Count on it, you pee-drinking crap face!
