Therapeutic.

Of course, this model is of one of the larger units. The available unit is smaller. But the basic features are the same. And here... is the bathroom. Now, the smaller ones do not have the grand soaking tubs, but then- you do not really need a soaking tub, do you?

I laughed a little (it felt appropriate). "No, of course not." Stock response.

Not what I meant to say at all, and I hated myself for saying it. Definitely not what I was thinking. What I was thinking was:



Actually, yes. I would very much like an oversized soaking tub. My greatest and richest fantasies revolve around a large soaking tub. Not an attempt at being crude- I just really enjoy a long, hot bath once in a while. It's really relaxing. And fun. For me. Honestly.

I wish you wouldn't pretend to know what I need. You don't know me- you are a stranger. I shouldn't even be talking to you.

Why shouldn't I be interested in a soaking tub? Because I'm young? Haven't earned it? Will I have earned it by the time I am forty? Will I be able to successfully climb in and out of one at that age?

Is it because I'm single? Low blow. Fuck you, lady.