Truck Driver: Why is it you work in a machine shop, but every time I come in here you're in deck shoes? You never wear boots?

Me: Yeah, I know. Its backwards. Just never could get comfortable in boots.

Truck Driver: And you're from Texas! I ain't even a southern boy and I wear cowboy boots.

Me: Yeah, I know. The cowboy boots just never stuck. I don't know, maybe it's like country music for me: I grew up on country music, like it, but I don't listen to much of it any more- after a while you get a bit tired of it, you know? You wanna try something new.

Truck Driver: Oh, I hear you. That's why I've been divorced three times.