This is where I buy my angry sodas.
Taken on a whim. Mistake.
I made four urine-filled snow balls today. Some people saw me filling them behind my car and cast me funny/frightened looks. Like they never saw a dude with his private parts in a perfectly hand-formed mass of snow before. Losers. Live a little.
Shelley made sloppy-joes tonight. With turkey. And yes, she "made em extra sloppy for ya! Cause she knows how you kids like em sloppy!"
Finger-licking good.
"In Rambo, when he says, 'I coulda killed all your men. Let it go'. He's got the knife to Brian Dennehey's neck, and he just says, 'Let it go'. But he couldn't. He can't let it go, cause he's a man."
