Muppet Magic

Makes me laugh. Makes me wanna cry. It's dope stuff like this that makes a person realize how much time they waste every day not having fun.

Emailed to me by the Shelleybean.

Witch High Priest

I am not much of a fan of the "pop-in", with regard to walking into video, book or music stores without an idea of what I'm looking for beforehand. Anyone who knows me knows that my mind runs a mile-a-minute, and is rarely focused. As a result, if I go into said type of store without a game plan I (as a result of being immediately assaulted by the unending possibilities and choices) go into shut-down mode, and end up leaving more irritated than when I walked in.

But, on Saturday I couldn't find the video store I was looking for, and instead came across a used bookstore that I decided to enter. And it worked out. Found this gem for three bucks. Really interesting, really funny, and totally worth it.

Other suggested readings- check out the Goat of Mendes in the upper right-hand corner.

Ummmmm...YES.

"Dude, we gotta make sure, she could be lying. We'll tie her the f*** up and throw her in the river. If she floats, she's a witch, and we'll pluck her out and hang her. If she sinks, she's not a witch, and maybe we'll get her out before she drowns. Maybe. Just 'cause she ain't a witch don't mean she wasn't a bitch!"

"We like to cook in cauldrons 'cause it's easier to carry around one pot instead of ten. Why don't they f***ing get this! F***ing Dark Ages, you know?"

A Pact With the Devil. That shit's just too legit. Bummer it's in French, would have been a good read.

Masked witch of a Gypsy Caravan.

Towards the end the book got kind of heavy into fertility gods and goddesses. "I mean, look at it, man. Like a moose! Yeah, you can touch it if you want. But only for a second."

"How come you're always trying to get me to touch your dick?! It makes me so mad I just wanna get naked and wrestle! Yeah, I'll loose the club- one of 'em, anyway!"

7th Period

Ready-made pizza and root beer. Get off me, Steve!

Dudes, dudettes: see you in the city! Young Katherine- I heard you might be going as well? For your sake, I hope it isn't true. You'll end up having WAY TOO MUCH FUN and rue the day you chose that God-forsaken school in College Station!

Lacquer Thinner

...pound your beers, tonight we shred.

Gimme Back My Bullets

Caught WEEDEATER tonight...indescribable. ASG opened up, and played a solid set. Then Weedeater just f***ing crushed it. They played them all...Wizard Fight, Monkey Junction, God Luck and Good Speed, and a ton of material off their new album. Then, towards the end, they did their Lynyrd Skynyrd cover of Gimme Back my Bullets. I could practically see Dad and Kyle on my left and right. Gonna make that happen one day, believe it.

Miss my family, miss my friends. Miss the Deep South. Coming for a visit real soon. And we're gonna party.

"Sweet talkin' people done ran me out of town.
And I drank enough whiskey to float a battleship around.
But I'm leaving this game one step ahead of you. 
And you will not hear me crying 'cause I do not sing the blues."

Starting the Day off Right

Got dumped on last night. Walking to the ride this morning.

Frozen feet. Oh well. Vans or death.

The ride. Nice.

Dig in.

"X" marks the spot. Windshield's under here somewhere.