Improving your Lie

Caddyshack is on- I know what I'm doing for the next two hours.

"Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this story..."

Blue Velvet

Brown Pride? Yeah, I got that.

Greatest picture of all time. Right after this we all hopped into my 1950 Chevy convertible, took Deadman's Curve a little too fast and ended up in a fiery inferno. All five of us (Shells took the pic) will be haunting a stretch of road near you very soon. 

"Fun is the key. Don't lose the key."

Hood-rat stuff with my Friends

If I didn't have gorgeous friends, I wouldn't have any friends at all.

Tell Me About It

"It's like...some people only do things because they get paid- and that's just really sad."

The Third Rail

We used to dream- now we worry about dying.

Weiner......dogs

This morning I saw a dachshund with a raincoat on. It's gonna be a great weekend. See yall in New Yawk, manes.