Clear Skies

Shelley and I went to the museum. This amphitheater-style chill area had a dope quote above it.

Perty and stuff.

Texture.

Dopest thing I saw all day: the druid tower in the museum's garden. Shelleybelly playing peek-a-boo at the top. Second-dopest thing I saw: an 11 year-old kid kickflipping the pyramid at Carroll after five tries.

The Shelleybean, cute as hell.

Druid tower staircase. Had Sleep in my head the whole way up.

Yours truly ogling a wood-crab.

Mounted on the ceiling of one of the three museum buildings.

Close-up.

Tooth-brush doormat in front of the primary building. No pictures allowed beyond this point!

Old, but wanted to put it up. I think it's rad.

NBD

Been chomping at the bit, but needed to wait for the swelling to go down.

Commercials

"Life is hectic. I may not always have the time to go to the gym, or to make those lunch dates with my friends. BUT, thanks to the 'George Foreman Grill', there is ALWAYS time to cook healthy food for my family. "

Bam. Brains all over the wall. Look at the mess. Fingerpainting with it now. 

Quoting the Coworkers- pt. 2

 
- Me, I been happily married for fourteen years now. No idea where my wedding ring is, though.

-My buddy goes, "Yeah, I think about it sometimes, and when I do it bums me out."
 (Dan, quoting a friend who was single-handedly responsible for killing more than 2,000 animals- ranging in size from mice to chimpanzees- with liquid cocaine  in a DEA- sponsored drug testing facility)

-It's all comedy. That's all life really is. You can even find funny shit in the most terrible events of your life; you kinda have to. If you want to survive you gotta laugh- that's why I watch Seinfeld. 

Cut My F***ing Fingers Again

Shop hands. Dad and Kyle know what's up. Can't wash this shit off. Wouldn't want to anyway.

The softer work of my hands' formative years. Thanks for the photo, Kimberly.

And Matt...nice pecs.

Quoting the Coworkers

- Almost had to put the kaibosh on the kid myself. It's getting ridiculous. 

-Mark thinks he's better than us 'cause he smokes crack instead of cigarettes!

-I don't give a f*** what anybody does, you know, as long as it don't affect me. The neighbor down the street could be shooting heroin into his urethra and I wouldn't give a f***, long as he's not stealing my lawnmower, you know!

-Kevin, you ever heard of John Waters? Famous film-maker, flamboyantly gay. "Serial Mom"? "Pink Flamingos"? Look him up. He's from here and casts a bunch of Baltimorons in the films he does. Anyway, when I was younger I used to run into Waters at some of my local drinking holes. You wouldn't believe it now, but back in the day I was in decent shape; I was a bit of a catch- got hit on by gay dudes all the time. Well, Waters used to buy my friends and I tons of drinks when we ran into him at the bars. He never tried to come on to us, he never tried to take us home or anything. He would just buy us all the alcohol we could handle 'cause he enjoyed the company of good-looking young men.

Funniest dudes ever. Like em a lot.

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