Sitting On The Dock Of The Bay

The U.S.S Torsk. "Designed for killing in the modern world."

The only vessel I'd ever shove off in. If it ain't a Dragon, just shut up about it.

This little guy was making my walk along the harbor really uncomfortable. So I flicked him out of my jeans, and the itching went away. He scuddled off, started grabbing on to young-uns. It was gross.

It Fell From Aloft. Great scary story.

Idiotic Boat Names, Part I

Moxie? Naw. The Crumbsnatcher. Now that's a good name for a boat.

Chick flick.

Island. Fantasy Island. I hate it when people don't finish their thoughts.

Alright, now this one I kind of like.

Damn. This one I kind of like more.

Go smoke another Parliament ya British f***! Just kidding, we're all friends here.

Too boring for words. Though my friends and I could've used your life raft back in the day. Reinforced kevlar, outboard motor- that thing would've taught the backwaters of Bear Creek (and the ferocious crocs within) a lesson in manners.

Son of a b****...now I gotta go listen to some Will Smith. Thanks a heap.

Now this I could get behind.

Meet Me In The City

Just really liked the bold print. Really dug the movie, too.

Power nap.

Inert gases.

Impressive door crest denoting the location of a certain secret boys' club. He-man woman haters. No girls allowed!

Copy cat.

Every time I pass one of these benches I die laughing. Don't worry, everyone else does too.

Praying. Preying.

Big door. Scary door. Not going through that thing.

Same church as above.

Same church as above. Marked by he who resides BELOW!

Prayer ribbons. Different colors for different prayers. Click to go big and take in the color.

Totes gothic. Now go listen to some Cathedral.

Sploring Nature is Fun

Waterfall in the woods near Falls Rd. Pretty awesome, pretty filthy. Drainage water, and run-off as well. Wanted to jump in badly, but couldn't be paid to.

Righteous. Click to go big and get your mind blown by the beauty that is the natural world! P.S. if you do you can kind of see the flecks of pyrite (fool's gold) in the rocks. Now go listen to some Giant Squid, cause "PYRITE IS ALL YOU'LL FIND"!

I'm sure she'll always love you too, bro.

Skatepark of Baltimore

SPoB. Really tiny, really DIY, but really fun. Mark, Landon, Travis and Pete: you guys would tax this place! Tax it into chapter 7. Yall dudes click the pic bigger so yall can figure out errrrythang yall are gonna do on these bad boys when you guys come to visit.

This is the mini I will need to be content with for a while. Little busted up, and very fast, but it's fun. Click to go bigger, and you'll catch the ALL-SEEING EYE painted on the ramp. Now go listen to Iron Age.

Splashes of Color

Street art in Baltimore is a big deal. This piece is gargantuan (word of the day, though I use it often) and located inside the Skatepark of Baltimore.

Roadside piece on the way to the park. Pretty cool. There was a crayfish and a manta-ray too, out of shot to the left. Was super excited about them, but couldn't get a shot. Two bummies were closing down on me, and I was tired of telling the world I didn't have any cigarettes on me.

Kyle, Katie: this one's for you. A public sculpture across the street from MICA, whose sole purpose is to invoke an appreciation for the Circus Peanut! The plaque below it asked, "Do you like Circus Peanuts?". Silly question. Click bigger and you'll get a feel for the texture of the piece. Pretty dope.