Nervous Breakdown

I was a hippie. I was a burnout. I was a dropout. I was out of my head. I was a surfer. I had a skateboard. I was so heavy, man. I lived on the strand. I was so wasted.

Oh, Snap.

This is what setting five hundred dollars on fire looks like. Shit.

Gotta Catch 'Em All.

So what happened?!

Dude, she touched my charmander.

 Damn! So...did you squirtle?

 Yup. On her bulbasaurs. It was pretty sweet.

Nice, man.

Pikachu!.  

Bless you.

Thanks, dude.

Big Legal Mess

No doubt, no doubt. 'Specially when the guitar is all, duh duh dum. Duh dee dee da duuuummm.

I don't look like I used to. Can't walk like I used to. Can't love like I used to. Now things have changed- and I done got old. I can't do the things I used to do- I'm an old man.

My Post To Lean On

A friend told me that in order to really, really enjoy Dinosaur jr., you "have to have a penis". So I'm in the clear. Just barely.