...Or Treat.

I'm always focusing on the negative shit I see and hear everyday, usually following my observation of it with, "this is why we're not gonna make it. This is why humanity deserves to fail".

But seeing a 4 year-old standing at your door dressed up as a flying monkey from The Wizard of Oz, and hearing him whisper "thank you" after you drop a Kit-Kat in his pillow case? For a split-second I'm not mad at anyone.

Halloweiners

Landon and Robbie like to decorate for the holidays. We talked about Thanksgiving and Christmastime decor, and if they follow through- damn. Should be good!

Perched.

Robbie rolling. Making eco-friendly look good.

Fwendship.

Goth as fuck!

Grandma TJ caught me creeping.

Allow smoke to dissipate. Warning- may exacerbate asthmatic symptoms.

Really good time. It's just that I am a little bummed I didn't bring my camera to Jordan's house party. One o'clock hit, Landon and Jordan took over DJ responsibilities and proceeded to turn a mellow dance floor into a full-fledged mad-house. Just raging, and it didn't quit until 4:30am. Was seriously impressed, both with the musical mastery and all of the party-goers ability to get (and then stay) down. Can you kick it? Yes, you can.

Tomorrow on MTV

"...Beavis and Butthead appear to be offended by MTV's Sixteen and Pregnant"...

"This chick is a horrible actor," Butthead says, but quickly changes his mind. "Wait a minute, I think this is real."

Beavis: "So she's not a bad actor, just a horrible person." 

In the Attic

"A coward dies a thousand deaths..."

Cold Coagulate

The boy stood up and got his broom and put it over his shoulder. He looked at his father. What are our long term goals? he asked.

What?
Our long term goals.
Where did you hear that?
I don't know.
No, where did you?
You said it.
When?
A long time ago.
What was the answer?
I don't know.
Well. I don't either. Come on. It's getting dark.

Wooden Oar

Just let me know, guys. I'd buy another raft tomorrow.

"You forget what you want to remember and you remember what you want to forget."

Fresh Cans

The hurt in his eyes. Shouldn't a tried to step to me on the courts, trick.

Truth.

Thrown Tread

Coming to you cross country,

Hoping bud is still around.

You ask, do we play heavy music?

Well are thunderheads just another cloud?

We do. Not fragile- straight at you.

Drawn Together

"He told us, that his mother told him, that he had, 'really nice balls'."

Feedback

You gotta wear your shoes.

Fun League

"We are all dead men."   -Steve Jobs

So grip it and rip it. Ride it, don't hide it. And smoke that f***ing beer, dude!

Block Bleeders

Never tied up. Always dressed down.

Fine, Thanks.

"I'm out of time. I'm out of fucking time..."